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Do the right thing California

Oct 23rd, 2010 Posted in Blog Post, Uncategorized | no comment »

Democrats come out in support of legalization for recreational use.

Here’s how I see it.  Individual ‘moral’ views aside (most based on inaccurate stereotypical images), this has the potential to be a very favorable turnaround in California’s long-flailing economy.  The benefits to the state and subsequently all Californians are almost too numerous to mention.  Let me see how many measurable benefits I can give just off the top of my head.

An estimated 40% of California’s prison population is incarcerated for something related to marijuana.  Now don’t get me wrong, some of this group are some pretty hard core bad guys who need to be locked up.  But the vast majority are recreational users and low level distributors (OK dealers).   While I’m sure there will still be a criminal “black market”, that distribution chain will be about as strong as the distribution chain for hard liquor.  And we all know how often we hear about gigantic shipments of bootleg bourbon being seized at the border.

So of 170,000 inmates that’s 60,000 or so that might not be in jail.  Sixty thousand free, working, playstation game buying potheads generating tax revenue.    I agree not all 60,000 are going to be model law abiding citizens, but some will go from criminal to responsible citizen with the stroke of a lawmaker’s pen.

Opportunity abounds, suddenly California is a tourist destination.  1.5 million “drug tourists” per year to Amsterdam.  One and a half million VISA card carrying tourists wanting to get high and go to fucking Disneyland.

Every gram of stinky purple bud will generate dollars for a state that needs dollars right now.  Sensational conservative media will at first jump on any isolated incident that supports the horrible social implications of legalized Mary-Jane.  The nature of it’s use, however, is that you’re never going to read about a man who smoked a joint and beat his wife to death.  If you do read that story, you can bet that a contaminant of some kind contributed to the atypical reaction; a contaminant that would not be present in a mass produced and regulated product.

Finally, I can’t resist returning to the comparison between alcohol and marijuana.  It is, was, and always will be my opinion that the current legal status of these two ‘substances’ is the equivalent of legalizing guns, but making knives illegal.  It’s hypocritical, and it makes no sense.

So California, vote yes.  The rest of the country will express our appreciation when we all come over to visit.

Got me some new pants, lets go get some food!

Oct 22nd, 2010 Posted in Blog Post | no comment »

GALLATIN, Tenn., Oct. 20 (UPI) — Tennessee police said they arrested two theft suspects after one of them left behind a pair of old jeans containing his identification.

GALLERY: A peek at the pants

Investigators in Gallatin said Dustin Matthew Marshall, 20, left his old jeans in a Wal-Mart dressing room when he allegedly stole a pair of pants Oct. 14 and the jeans contained his wallet and his driver’s license, WTVF-TV, Nashville, reported Wednesday.

Police said Marshall and Lindsey Samantha Scholl, 19, then allegedly skipped out on a restaurant bill Saturday and left behind evidence linking them to a string of burglaries from cars.

Full story

Well of course they skipped out on the restaurant bill.  Dude lost his wallet!

Wonder if they finished their last free meal (free in more ways than one) before realizing it was gone?

Where was Darwin’s theory on this one?

Oct 20th, 2010 Posted in Blog Post | no comment »

Land mine dropped off at fire station

The ordnance, later identified as a training land mine, was found on a piece of private property in the Florosa area. The two men who brought it in asked if the fire crews could dispose of it, according to a Fort Walton Beach Police Department press release.

“When Fire Department personnel realized that the males were in fact holding what appeared to be an actual unexploded land mine, they instructed the males to place the device on the ground and they walked away,” the press release said.

What the hell?  It’s a fucking LAND MINE!  Know what land mines do?  They blow shit up.  Know when they blow shit up?  When stuff touches, vibrates, or gets close to them.

How many 16 oz cans of Natural Ice did it take before these two asshats thought they should maybe drive it on over to the fire station.   I can see the firemen’s faces when they told them what they had.

With guys having this particular type of intellectual deficit, you KNOW that they tried to detonate it themselves in the backyard before they hauled it on down to the fire station.

Atlantis

Oct 16th, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

What happened to Atlantis

Sneaky white people..

Oct 16th, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Saggin