When Michael J. Fox is on a carpet, he can generate up to 1.21 gigawatts of static electricity. Because of Parkinson’s

When Michael J. Fox puts on glasses, kids call him 16 eyes. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox doesn’t need to set his phone to vibrate. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox always gets the last drop A1 steak sauce. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox doesn’t use a blender. Because of parkinson’s

All of Michael J. Fox’s sodas are flat. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox’s bathtub is a jucuzzi. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox’s arch enemy is the Etch-A-Sketch. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox can’t tell when a earthquake happens. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J, Fox is a stud to all the women he fucks. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox beats his loved one viciously with all the strength he can muster. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox has all his martinis shaken. Because of parkinson’s

Michael J. Fox is wondering why i did such a horrible thing by posting this journal making fun of him, well Because of parkinson’s funny