I have installed software that should end the spam brigades, yet at the same time let you, my users, comment on my posts.  For a week or two I will not moderate comments.  I encourage you to tell me exactly what you think about my sense of humor.  I always treasure the opportunity to engage with my regular users…both of you.

An order of faceless men
Unorganized, Undefined and without purpose
They roam the lands
In search of something they shall not find
For they do not know what they are looking for
And during this endless quest for the meaning of their existence
They quench their boredom with the misfortune of others
For they believe the world is rotten and they are righteous
And so their actions are justified by their laughs and the tears of others.
They are not driven by reason, morality or vision
They would rather see the world burn than fixed.
There are some that celebrate their name and others who fear and denounce them or
Wish they did not exist. But their existence has engraved itself in our society and in our being.
For they are us and we are them…
There is no hope for humanity for they exemplify what we all are at the core,
They are Anonymous

• It is possible to evacuate waste from of three orfices at a time.
• Convenience store pizza is not a good idea when you’re sick. It’s probably not a good idea if you’re not sick either.
• I miss having a wife to whine to about how sick I am.
• Gatorade, when chugged with a stomach virus, will literally go right through you.
• Chicken noodle soup more or less tastes the same coming up as it did going down.
• My dog really loves me.

I know that the last few weeks this site has been nothing but spam.  Apparently someone has a bot that registers automatically  and until now I couldn’t stop it.  The easiest solution was to simply remove the spam posts, and change the role of new users.  I apologize for not fixing it sooner, but from this point forward you can enjoy hellofucker.com without all the spam.

You live in an area teeming with wild game and unparalleled access to fully automatic weapons.  Go fuck yourself if you people are starving.

It you are offended by any of the content here at hellofucker.com, please send me an e-mail.  That’s fucker@hellofucker.com  I will immediately change the person that I am and what I find amusing.  Just for you.

I tried to give up using the “F” word today, turned out to be too hucking fard for me.

Between the noise and the white and black spots of feces on my car, I’m really sick of the migrating birds. I ate a big plate of scrambled eggs in full view of them in the yard this weekend to show them what I’m capable of.