I’ve tried to quit smoking and failed again.  Anyone who has quit successfully, fuck you.

What if I told you that a cosmic Jewish zombie could make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master.  Suppose the way he does this is by removing an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

How crazy would that make me?

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Well, Dade got himself kicked off of facebook.  Muahahahahahaaaa

Matt Cyrus - Drums

Will Mcloone - Bass, backup vocal

Rob Perez - Lead Guitar, lead vocal

These guys put on a helluva show!

Come meet King Fucker!  Broadcasting LIVE from  Nighttown in Destin Florida

Come up to me and scream “Hello Fucker!” For a free T-Shirt!

Usually the road that takes us where we need to be is not the road

we would have chosen.   Sometimes, however, we can be thankful for a

difficult path; it makes reaching the destination all the more precious.

Thank you sweetheart, for being here at the end of this tumultuous journey.

Dade Vandal

Welcome to the hello fucker team leoplaradon!

I will make someone’s life better today.  In a small way perhaps, but someone’s life will be better for having met me today.

Thanks Leila

Paying it forward.